A Neil

Someone who fails to read specific instructions even though they were mentioned a few messages ago

“Which room did we book again?”

“It’s in the message literally above yours, don’t pull a Neil, read the message”

by stevenrama February 20, 2020

neil a

when you save up your nut for a long time and then you shoot it so high it nearly breaks through the ceiling and lands on the moon (like Neil Armstrong).

shit bro i haven't nutted in a while. had a neil a last night. shit went stupid fuckin high dawg.

by lilshrimpgang69 November 19, 2019

Neil

The smartest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. Very sociable and loves making new friends. He Is friends with everyone. Is very keen at reading the room. Usually follows the rules but isn't afraid to break them. Let this not fool you as in the inside he secretly plans to rule the world.

"Hey, Dave, did you invite Neil? He's so chill. "
Dave: "All Hail The Coming Of The Destroyer."

"Wtf Dave?"

by Postingcronmain November 24, 2021

Neil

Beta male

Neil is a beta male (simp)

by SAMGDchad December 4, 2021

Neil

Skinny white boy with a small ass dick and has glasses and will never get a girl at all and will be lonely forever

That man is such a Neil

by Landonj58 November 3, 2020

Neiling

The act of injecting steroids into ones eyeballs, then riding off into the sunset with ones crew.

Dude that guy's a total badass, all Neiling 'n' shit.

by PretzelJet July 8, 2015

neil

the most handsome boy you'll ever meet. you have to earn his love, but it's absolutely worth it. in fact, he's worth everything. it's not just that he's pretty, he will love you so much more than you've ever been loved. he's also very, very smart, & will impress you with his knowledge.

person A: why do you love him so much
person B: you'll understand one day when you find a neil

by taken44a_ride January 28, 2025