get the fuck off my life. 

or.. gettofmylife.
A very good term for when someone does something retarded or spazzy.

E.g.
Incest Person: I fucked my mum!
Me:
Get the fuck off my life.

E.g.2
n00b: Lol, i have a weiner.
Me: ¬_¬ Gettofmylife.

get the fuck off my life. by lol@aids December 11, 2006

why does my life suck

Because you made it that way

Person 1: Why does my life suck
Person2: Because you made it that why you 🅱️ITch

why does my life suck by Cake.CHR May 30, 2019

why is my life fucking hell? 

What someone says when they want to know why their life is hell.

what did you expect?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS MY LIFE FUCKING HELL?!?!??!?!?!?

why is my life fucking hell? by uh..... wat April 15, 2021

i hate my life 

a phrased used after your cell phone dies in the middle of text messaging someone.

Sarah screamed "I hate my life" after her cell phone died in the middle of a text message.

i hate my life by aviewoflife September 16, 2006

fuck my life 

an annoying and careless phrase used to promote self-degradation.

to admit having no value in ones life.

Coined by the liquor store clerk in the movie SuperBad.

Uncle Same: I got a C in my midterm, Fuck My Life!
Uncle Chin: Yes, fuck your life, do something about it!

fuck my life by Dann Manahan February 27, 2008

Oh my life 

A phrase created by Latrina Kambert for shock purposes.

Segan Mimonds: BOO!
Latrina Kambert: OH MY LIFE

Oh my life by danananankroyd July 11, 2009

I hate my life 

A term that many a person says on a daily basis whenever anything negative happens, they're insulted, hear a lame pun, tell a lame pun, or get yelled at by their parents if they're that age...or still live with them. Can also be used sarcastically or (often) by morons who don't ACTUALLY hate their life (big shocker!). Can be followed by goddamnit if the "situation escalates".

Janet: *punches a dude called George* Fuck you George!
George: I hate my life.
Janet: You let it happen.
George: I hate my life more...goddamnit.

I hate my life by Some Random Guy 72 February 25, 2017