mustache movie

A euphemism for porn.
Related to the term "pornstache" in that pornos are sterotyped as having a lot of mustachioed men

Fred: Have you ever seen midnight cowboy?
Hank: No, I haven't. What is that, one of your mustache movies?
Fred: No, dude! It won the academy award for best picture in 1969!
Hank: Oh great! Now their awarding best picture to pornos!?

by sbp2011 March 28, 2012

Milk mustache

a residue of vaginal secretion remaining on the upper lip of the performer's lip after performing cunnilingus.

"Oh man, she enjoyed it so much that she gave me a milk mustache"

by milky-way October 05, 2016

Danish Mustache

Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids

Jason started collecting Danish mustaches due to his love of dead hookers and hollandaise sauce.

by Dongkik666 December 11, 2022

Mexican Mustache

Mexico is country in which wearing a mustache is a popular choice of facial hairstyle. The mustache is wore typically having hair only on the upper lip. This can very on thickness and length.

He has a nice Mexican Mustache, especially when he keeps it trimmed.

by JJGotti December 10, 2022

Mustache Mafia

An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.

Wow that was a great mustache ride!

I got some pointers from the mustache mafia.

by A gentleman from nantucket December 15, 2018

Talkin' Mustache

Conversation about mustaches between two men, who either currently wear, or recently wore mustaches.

"Sorry it took me so long at the store, the cashier and I got to talkin' mustache and I lost track of time."

by n053b133d September 03, 2011

asian mustache

When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.

I came on her face using a U shape pattern, resulting in an Asian Mustache.

by Deee Bag October 16, 2014