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Calvary Chapel Murrieta

A "school" that was founded in 1990. Since then it has dedicated itself to covering youths ears and shouting " LALALALALA We Cant Hear You! LALALALALALALA". The math department consists of a sub-standard curriculum. One would be able to pass the geometry final by putting "Jesus" for every answer. The English department Curriculum is passed on protestant ideals. During the study of The Scarlet Letter, the teacher tried convincing students that the Puritans were right! History Consists of everything that involved Christians. According to them, the Muslims started the crusades. Every student is required to take a bible class each year. In the case that you graduate in your Junior year and recieve a state accepted diploma with the Schools name on it, you are still not allowed to walk at graduation, simply because you dont have 4 years of bible. All students are required to attend chapel, where we are force feed Calvary's hypercritical view on Christianity. If you have sex, you're a sinner and are going to hell. If you drink, you're a sinner and are going to hell. If you go into the military instead of going to a christian college, you're a sinner and are going to hell.
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by Sickened by Calvary October 19, 2010
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Murray

Slang term for a cowardly Pedophile. Often managing Fish & Chip shops (and) or Ice Cream shops. Places that often employ teenage girls.
Did you hear Hannah got a job at the fish & chip shop?

Oh dear I hope she doesn't get abused by that Murray that runs the place
by ThePlainTruth July 3, 2020
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Murrtown Beatdown

Basically a slang that some people from Murrietan descent use to threaten, bitch out, or otherwise joke around with someone. It describes a situation in which someone is beaten senseless by members of Murrieta's community. Sometimes shortened with MTBD.
James: Dude some dick took my girlfriend!
Kevin: Ah, we'll get him with an old Murrtown Beatdown!
by james002 February 13, 2009
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Muratti

A football competition played in the Channel Islands. Teams are usually Guernsey, Jersey, and Alderney.
Are you going to the Muratti Thursday, you?
Me, no, its to Jersey this time, it.
by Frogfaerie March 28, 2007
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Jennifer Murray

The freshest girl imaginable.
Guy 1: "Hey isn't that Jennifer Murray, the stalest girl imaginable?"
Observant Guy 2: "No, that's Jennifer Murray, the FRESHEST girl imaginable."
Guys 1 & 2: "SWEET." (Cue high five).
by stoopiditee February 14, 2010
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Vincent Nigel-Murray

Girl 1: ...and when he started explaining Pythagoras' Theorem, I couldn't believe how hot he was!

Girl 2: I know! He's such a Vincent Nigel-Murray.
by doctorrdonna July 17, 2011
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Bill Murray

n. (bil mur-ee) A greeting for a friend, usually male.
(see also dog, g, homes)
(e.g. "'Sup, Bill Murray?" "Same-o, same-o, Bill Murray, just chillin'.")
by Geekin' B Jacobs September 9, 2005
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