JOKER:
Knock Knock
MURRAY:
Who's there?
JOKER:
It's the police, ma'am. Your son
has been hit by a drunk driver.
He's dead.
MURRAY:
that’s not funny.
Knock Knock
MURRAY:
Who's there?
JOKER:
It's the police, ma'am. Your son
has been hit by a drunk driver.
He's dead.
MURRAY:
that’s not funny.
by fcksociety4206942069 July 20, 2020
Get the Murraymug. A one-of-a-kind man who cares greatly for children. His nose can penetrate any orifice and his mind is filled with the screams of thousands of children.
Wow, that guy has been hanging round the playground for hours, oh, wait, never mind, it's just Stevie Murray.
by xXYAAASXx June 8, 2019
Get the Stevie Murraymug. It is a group of accountants who love what they do. They are the superest of smartest people in the universe and are always accurate and on time, every single time.
by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022
Get the Ruthven Murraymug. *friends hanging out*
P: “Hey where’s Matt?”
A: “Oh you know he couldn’t come tonight. He’s murraying. Gotta stick to that schedule!”
P: “Hey where’s Matt?”
A: “Oh you know he couldn’t come tonight. He’s murraying. Gotta stick to that schedule!”
by mcphee, sid November 13, 2014
Get the murrayingmug. Ever had that friend that's always late, teach them a lesson by getting all your mates to text the phrase "hurry murray" to them, lots and lots of times.
Hurry Murraying itself has come a long way from the humble days of just the phrase "hurry murray" it can now be used for just about anything.
Hurry Murraying itself has come a long way from the humble days of just the phrase "hurry murray" it can now be used for just about anything.
Classic Example:
Person1: "Where the hell is Person2?! They are always late! Lets teach them a lesson by hurry murraying them!"
Person1,2,3,4,5: "Hurry Murray!"
Person6: "Oh noes my phone is being clogged by hundreds of texts saying "hurry murray", guess that'll teach me to be late!"
Other uses:
Person1: "Oh my days I really need a poo"
Person2: "Lets hurry murray him the word "poo"!"
Person2,3,4,5,6: "Poo!"
Person1: "Guess I should've seen that one coming!"
Person1: "Where the hell is Person2?! They are always late! Lets teach them a lesson by hurry murraying them!"
Person1,2,3,4,5: "Hurry Murray!"
Person6: "Oh noes my phone is being clogged by hundreds of texts saying "hurry murray", guess that'll teach me to be late!"
Other uses:
Person1: "Oh my days I really need a poo"
Person2: "Lets hurry murray him the word "poo"!"
Person2,3,4,5,6: "Poo!"
Person1: "Guess I should've seen that one coming!"
by niventc March 25, 2010
Get the hurry murraymug.