paper muncher

Someone who eats paper to build strong leg muscles.

Jaime: I'm so hungry and my legs are feeling weak.

Nicole: Why don't you become a paper muncher.

by Suzie QQ November 23, 2009

jug muncher

When a friend is mooching money, food or drink off of you, the way a young baby would by suckling the tit of its mother.

He keeps drinking all my beer and eating my food, he's being a complete jug muncher.

by turd the wordsmith August 14, 2010

giggle muncher

A person who is annoying but is loved by all in spite of their annoying/dumbness/ randomness.

=PPPPP

but is amazing duh haa.

you are such a giggle muncher.

by Riotgirl9492 March 12, 2008

skunk muncher

someone who has eaten middle aged unwashed vagina

He likes to go down on older women, he is such a skunk muncher.

by Brian Holl. April 9, 2008

Kotex Muncher

Any person who commits the act of placing a feminine hygiene product in their mouth.

That man is a real kotex muncher... Hopefully it wasn't used.

by kotexmuncher May 12, 2013

Teet Muncher

To teet munch is when you munch a woman's breast lightly and softly

I want to meet Josh so badly, they say he's an amazing teet muncher

by the_gova August 26, 2014

Boner muncher

1. One who munches on the erected penis of a male.
2. A complete goof

1. Dude! Last night Brandy was totally being a boner muncher!
2. Haha, Dilbert and Rodger are such boner munchers.

by broosk February 8, 2015