Mullet Yard

Noun: A yard that is mowed in the front but not in the back.

Dude, you have a mullet yard!

I know, I haven't had time to mow the back and it is only the front that counts. As long as it is short in the front, it can be long in the back and it's all cool.

by Mullenkee July 26, 2013

Safety Mullet

Shoulder length or longer, permed or Jerry curled hair, resembling a helmet.

Her Safety Mullet was so coarse that her skull only broke into 5 pieces when it hit the concrete.

by Grinderson May 16, 2012

Mullet Meeting

'Mullet Meeting':a meeting that starts with business and ends with fun. Business in the front and party in the back. Usually a short amount of work with the knowledge that something fun is happening afterwards.

Hey, I'm going to send out a memo for a mullet meeting this afternoon. We have to finish up the Flanagan case and then let's all go to the beach!

by J_E_McCarthy August 25, 2011

bush mullet

Business in the front, party in the back down under. When a person shaves the pubic hairs of the pelvic mound, but leaves the labia, perineum, and rectum unshaved.

While in the midst of sliding her undies down, I discovered an unkempt bush mullet.

by Twigsntwoberries August 12, 2023

Midgey Mullet

Term which refers to any mullet worn by a midget and/or dwarf.

Jimmy Kimmel had his ass kicked by a group of little people sporting midgey mullets.

by Rob L. July 25, 2004

mullet home

a home with finer building materials, such as brick, in the front but with lesser materials, such as vinyl siding, on the sides and rear.

Did you see that new subdivision full of "Luxury" mullet homes and McMansions that popped up near the highway?

by eme jota ce October 16, 2009

Clunge Mullet

a term referring to pubic hair around the vagina, usually when there is a fair amount of it.

combination of the word "Clunge" - slang for vagina, and the retro hairstyle the 'Mullet'

used as a noun, either as a factual statement or as an insult.

as an insult: "You clunge mullet!"

upon observing a hairy bush: "that's quite a clunge mullet!"

by bokbokbok April 30, 2010