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Business Mullet

A wardrobe choice in the business world where one is all business formal above the table and casual underneath the table.

Extreme business mullet is when one elects to wear no clothes underneath the table. Usually only occurs at investment banking firms / wolf of wallstreet environments.
With everybody working from home during the plague, I've decided to go with a business mullet for today's video conference.
by Drewsh2156 March 16, 2020
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French mullet

Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.
Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!
by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019
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Techno mullet

A term widely used in the underground rave scene which refers to a hairstyle, mainly worn by men, in which the hair is short in back and in long dreadlocks only at the back. Commonly found at euro-teknivals and big dirty illegal parties, hence the name. Can also refer to most styles featuring combinations of short/shaved bits and dreads.
Dave: What's with this hair at the back of your head mate?
Steve: I'm growing it into dreads. Going for the techno mullet. It's all the rage these days.
Steve: Fuckin' hippy...
by Retxab January 3, 2015
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ear mullet

Bluetooth headset. Much like the hairstyle it is named after, it was once considered fashionable, but is now only sported by dorks.
Check out that guy talking on his ear mullet.
by crooooooow April 18, 2010
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Midgey Mullet

Term which refers to any mullet worn by a midget and/or dwarf.
Jimmy Kimmel had his ass kicked by a group of little people sporting midgey mullets.
by Rob L. July 25, 2004
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mullet home

a home with finer building materials, such as brick, in the front but with lesser materials, such as vinyl siding, on the sides and rear.
Did you see that new subdivision full of "Luxury" mullet homes and McMansions that popped up near the highway?
by eme jota ce October 16, 2009
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Mullet Daddy

Mullet daddy is a hottie with a mullet
Girl 1: He is such a mullet daddy!
Girl 2: ugh! Whatever
by Man baby February 13, 2022
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