Mooseington

The moose equivalent of Pedobear.

Mom to Son: "If you see a Mooseington coming your way, do NOT take his candy and do NOT get in his wagon."

by WagonKids October 5, 2011

Moose Rule

A game where whoever declares "Moose Rule" at any moment may hold up both their hands above their head as if they were moose antlers. once he has done this everyone at the party must must make moose antlers with both hands. Whoever is the last person to do so has to down there whole alcoholic drink.

I declare "Moose Rule"

by betawolf63 June 17, 2013

moose luggage

Really big balls. Like, so big you have to carry them around.

Hey dude, grab your moose luggage, the plane is boarding.

by Lieutenant McFart December 18, 2015

Moose Knuckle Buckle

When you punch someone in the balls and ass at the same time

I just gave that fool a moose knuckle buckle

by Cobs sammitch October 20, 2016

Moose-Licker

A derogatory term for a Canadian or those of Canadian decent.

We should build two walls. One with Mexico and one with Canada so we can keep those God Damn Moose-Lickers out too.

by 'WolfMyer' December 12, 2016

moose bag

A particularly ugly woman.

Look at that moose bag on the dance floor!

by wonky james September 18, 2017

Moosebum

A rumbum off of a moose. A moosebum.

I tried to do a moosebum last night and now I'm in jail for bestiality :/.

by Moosebum October 15, 2018