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monkeyspank

One who spanks their monkey.
Look at that monkeyspank spank his monkey. What a monkeyspank!
by stubs June 29, 2003
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Arctic Monkeys

A great band if you're a teenager living in the states, having 'panic! at the disco'or 'fall out boy' shoved down your throat. Fresh lyrics and sound, perhaps a bit overrated and most certainly not nearly groundbreaking or inventive enough to be the next 'beatles'. If you're interested in great bands from the UK, check out the Kaiser Chiefs or The Kooks.
Person 1: Man, I'm so sick of stupid emo boys with no balls wearing girl pants and eyeliner.

Person 2: Listen to the Arctic Monkeys, they're so much better.

Person 1: Nah, I'll go listen to the Kaiser Chiefs
by theangryblogger February 18, 2007
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monkeyscruf

Wrinkled old ball sac
his monkeyscruff was hanging down below his boxers
by Monkey boi July 31, 2003
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Monkiss

Monkey + Kissable. A person or animal that's such an adorable little monkey, that you want to kiss them on the head.
Oh! What a cute little monkiss!

She's a total monkiss!
by kostakid January 27, 2009
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If they find you, they will eat you.
The Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness aren't even clever, and they got my leg.
by You Real Name June 24, 2010
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monkeyspanker

you monkeyspanner loofey
by andy thomas August 19, 2003
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