Mevans

Someone who is completely incapable of sharing their feelings. Often acts like they want to talk about feelings, but then backs away from subject.

Of course not. You know he's a total mevans.

by barbsandwire January 2, 2011

milan

Milan is a creepy child who is stuck in his past and can’t get over crushes.
never text a milan

girl 1: have you been texting that guy

girl 2: no, but he wont stop texting me its so annoying

guy 1: he is such a milan

by thatbitchmilan October 24, 2019

mianus

where daddy pumps

pumping mianus

by xenomorph June 8, 2004

Milan

you are content just cradling his restless mind to sleep. it satisfies you equally to feed it your trademark scrambled eggs. a kiss is sometimes two world wars away but you keep hoping that the two of you will recognise the toy money for what it is: a fucking treasure.

"whats going on between you and Milan?"
"oh we're reenacting 1939"

by Krkič May 10, 2019

mikans

A term used mostly by foreigners in Japan to describe a woman's breasts.

Holy crap, look at the mikans on her!

by infrequentposter January 2, 2008

Miana

Miana is another ship name for Marlon and Diana ❤️

OMG look it’s the couple, Miana

by Biddyboom69 June 1, 2018

Milan

A man who is always the leader of the group.Ladys like him because he has an 20 inch penis.

Milan is like an machine in bed

by Motorlajegej October 17, 2020