Madison High School

I want to say that the school has improved in the last couple of years, but it hasn't. The math department is still shit, the only good PE teacher left last year, and spanish is still an easy A. The STEM classes are full of potheads and hit JUULs in the back of the room, and the teacher just doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. Tennis team is still a bunch of sluts who think playing tennis is actually a sport. The track team is alright (the distance team carries the sprinters) but no one goes to the meets. Baseball is still a hellhole and you can usually find some used condoms in the dugouts or bleachers depending on when you look. Football and lacrosse are the same group of pothead jocks, although a few of them are actually pretty cool. Crew is as tryhard as ever and no one respects them for whatever reason.
This year, they started giving each student in school a personal laptop to use. It was a terrible mistake. Whatever they haven't blocked, which is basically just any .io games, kids just download games and play during classes. The teachers know damn well that they are gaming during class, but just try teaching the one kid who actually pays attention. There are kids with literal fucking porn on their computers and the school still doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. When kids aren't playing Getting Over It, Cuphead, Minecraft, or Pokemon, they're in the bathrooms hitting blunts or JUULing or just skipping entirely.

Madison High School fucking sucks.

by NoSimpsAllowed March 19, 2020

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by istanmyself June 11, 2020

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madison loves tyler more

when madison does everything she can to make her man smile all the time because madisons are super extra in their relationships, and since madisons and tylers go well together, madison definitely loves tyler more.

guy: wow, they're such a cute couple, that guy looks really happy
girl: yeah, his girlfriend must love him a lot
guy: i bet her name is madison, because madisons love harder, and i bet his name is tyler because tylers and madisons are perfect together
girl: you're right, they're a perfect couple, and madison loves tyler more

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Medissie (MUH-DISS-EE) is the abbreviation for “My dick, ass & pussy.” Commonly used to describe a funky, sexual smell.

Guy 1: *steps in car, sniffs*

Guy 2: Yo bro, what’s wrong?

Guy 1: Smells like medissie. Have you washed your ass lately?

Guy 2: The fuck?

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Guy 2: Yeah, no shit! What does medissie mean?!

Guy 1: My dick, ass, and pussy. Retard.

Guy 2: Who has a pussy in this car though? You!

Guy 1: Dumbass, the back-seat bitch does.

Guy 2: Oh, you mean Karen

by BlancoTheHoe January 3, 2021

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