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Medissie (MUH-DISS-EE) is the abbreviation for “My dick, ass & pussy.” Commonly used to describe a funky, sexual smell.
Guy 1: *steps in car, sniffs*
Guy 2: Yo bro, what’s wrong?
Guy 1: Smells like medissie. Have you washed your ass lately?
Guy 2: The fuck?
Guy 1: ‘Washed your ass lately?
Guy 2: Yeah, no shit! What does medissie mean?!
Guy 1: My dick, ass, and pussy. Retard.
Guy 2: Who has a pussy in this car though? You!
Guy 1: Dumbass, the back-seat bitch does.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Karen
Guy 2: Yo bro, what’s wrong?
Guy 1: Smells like medissie. Have you washed your ass lately?
Guy 2: The fuck?
Guy 1: ‘Washed your ass lately?
Guy 2: Yeah, no shit! What does medissie mean?!
Guy 1: My dick, ass, and pussy. Retard.
Guy 2: Who has a pussy in this car though? You!
Guy 1: Dumbass, the back-seat bitch does.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Karen
by BlancoTheHoe January 3, 2021
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