reverse microwave

a not yet invented device that - unlike ordinary microwave ovens - cools down food or beverages in an instant

Person a: aw, my budweiser isn't cold anymore!

Person b: just put it in the reverse microwave, it'll be cold in a second.

Person a: great thinking! - wait, it isn't invented yet?!

Person b: oh yeah, that's right. Sucks.

by vulvasker November 12, 2009

Mongolian Microwave

Located on the vagina of an asian woman, this is where you place food for heating and flavorful purposes.

John ran out of soy sauce and the electricity was turned off so he invited Kate over to use her Mongolian Microwave. He sat her down and timed it for 1:45, the food was delicious.

by rjonesy October 15, 2010

i shit in the microwave

a word when people shit in bed but they want to keep it secret

guy #1: ay i shit in the microwave today
guy #2: ayo what the

by average boi January 21, 2022

Chinese Microwave

A multi stepped sexual process:

1. Poop into your freezer
2. Remove the poop once it is completely frozen
3. Place the poop into your microwave
4. Hire a Chinese hooker
5. Remove her clothes
6. Place her head in the microwave with your poop
7. Shut the door as much as you can
8. Turn the microwave on for a long time
9. Bone her in the ass

Bob: Hey George what did you do for valentine's day?

George: I felt adventurous so i went for a chinese microwave.

by Tangeriine May 17, 2011

russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.

3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"

by Ralph May 13, 2005

Spanish Microwave

This is when a female quefs under the covers and shuves your head under,much like the dutch oven.

OMG you shouldve seen what she did to me!!She totally just spanish microwaved me!!!

by omfgurfaceissick May 13, 2010

Minnesota Microwave

Where you poop into a condom , warm it in a microwave , then proceed to use it

Dude your pale as a ghost . . . Did you give her the Minnesota microwave

by colefuzz November 14, 2011