Michael Schroeder

A water on the rocks garnished with a lemon wedge.

Me to the bartender: Hi, I would like a Michael Schroeder.

by Don't be Variable be Constant November 7, 2020

Michael Moment

The act of an individual (oftentimes a male) succumbing to their masculine weaknesses in an effort to appease other influences (oftentimes feminine) at the cost of social reputation.

Person A: Yo, where'd Michael go?
Person B: I'm not sure, he just stopped texting.
Person A: You know what? I bet you that girl's over.
Person B: Wow. Michael Moment.

by ALikeSupreme October 3, 2021

Michael-uncle

A person who is older than 40, has never been married or had children and is still living with his parents or in the old house of them.

The female form is "Michaela-aunts".

Last weekend I visited my Michael-uncle. Every Sunday my Michael-uncle is eats dinner with us.

by DjGamba December 14, 2021

Michael Gove

A fat cunt who likes kids he is an absolute prick and a twat I want to punch the little shit head in his ugly stupid smug face overall a stupid mother fucker

Michael gove is fat nonce

by …?! February 21, 2022

Michael Morton

A Michael Morton is a closeted weeaboo who insists on not being one, yet makes his name on steam japanese, and has an anime profile picture.

Michael Morton is fucking stupid.

by acidowo March 5, 2022

Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV

Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV, also known as "Black Francis", is the lead singer, guitarist, and front man for the influential 80's rock band, Pixies. The band disbanded in the early 1990's because of disagreements between him and female bass player, Kim Deal.

"Dude, Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV is not even human!"

"I know, he screams like a pitbull is chomping on his fucking balls. Radical."

by Peyton. March 13, 2010

Steven Michael

Is a grandiose kinda guy and loves to play..... the field.

He was such s Steven Michael I had to kick him to the curb!

by Boo150 April 21, 2019