Micah

That one guy who just doesn't care about how other people think of him. He doesn't listen when people tell him to not do something stupid He also can't keep a girlfriend for more than two days.

Girl 1: OMG

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: Micah just texted me!

Girl 2: What does it say?

Girl 1: CENSORED

Boy 1: MICAH! I TOLD YOU TO NOT DO SOMETHING STUPID!!!

Girls 1&2: WHY MICAH?!

Micah by That~one~guy March 8, 2024

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The term "micah" is derived from the ancient Mayan culture meaning "bad-ass". The name was given to all the elders and highly respected people of the community who are far superior than anyone else. It was custom in the Mayan villages for all the hottest females to line in in rows of 4 to give pleasure to this supreme being named micah. The reason it was 4 people is because People named micah are usually well-endowed and know how to used their gift. Micah's were also very wealthy and enjoyed a nice glass of scotch from time to time.

omg Micah IS A BADASS

Micah by MICAH SLEPT WIT UR MOM April 2, 2024

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A micah (US English) is someone who is a hateful individual pretending to care, but will stab you in the back and sell you for a dollar. Will often not take insults well and try to retaliate if their ego is hurt.

He ratted on his sister for stealing the last piece of candy. He's such a micah.

micah by McDaddy Vampire June 17, 2024

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Micah

A beautiful, curly, greenish-breyish eye girl. She lights the rooms every time she walks in. She's really funny and makes HILARIOUS jokes. Shes really good at cheer and dance. Although it's no9t always sunshine. She's the type of girl to get really mad at someone if they're messibg with her friends. She backs them up no matter what.

Person: Why is Micah never alone?
Micah: Have to go to cheer!

Micah by emmafromflorida August 15, 2024