The best fucking place ever. This place is directly west of Bismarck, which sucks donkey balls. Mandan is home to some of the most badass and sexy people ever. Such people include people by the name of James, who is writing this because he's pretty happy with where he lives because this place damn sexy. Yeah, a town is sexy. This town is so sexy, the term "Man" came from this town. Anyone who is manly at all came from this badass motherfucking place.
Person 1: Oh shit, look at that badass motherfucker!
Person 2: Damn that guy is manly as fuck!
Person 3: That dude must be from Mandan!
Mandanian: Hell yeah, bitches.
Person 2: Damn that guy is manly as fuck!
Person 3: That dude must be from Mandan!
Mandanian: Hell yeah, bitches.
by manliestmanalive April 25, 2012
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this is a simple phenomenon, basically just what the words say: it is a party where it is mandatory to have sex -- with allie brosh.
variations have arisen whereby whatever girl or guy that is named becomes (he or she) with whom sex must be had if you want the free drinks and food etc
variations have arisen whereby whatever girl or guy that is named becomes (he or she) with whom sex must be had if you want the free drinks and food etc
dave: did you go to the party last night?
dale: i went to the house, but i got there and turns out it was a mandatory sex party and i didn't have any viagara and, you know, i can't naturally get it done with non-asians. allie said just an hour or so of oral would be ok but i was looking around at all the guys who'd already been there a while and had their turn and i kind of thought i'd be better off just going to a movie.
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dave: did you go to the karen's mandatory sex party last week?
dale: yeah. it was pretty fun.
dale: i went to the house, but i got there and turns out it was a mandatory sex party and i didn't have any viagara and, you know, i can't naturally get it done with non-asians. allie said just an hour or so of oral would be ok but i was looking around at all the guys who'd already been there a while and had their turn and i kind of thought i'd be better off just going to a movie.
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dave: did you go to the karen's mandatory sex party last week?
dale: yeah. it was pretty fun.
by willhard9723 May 19, 2013
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Not much of a "hood", since the rich guys and the squatters ain't bordered from one another. Manda's home to the most notorious crackerz in the whole South East, and also to factions of underground gang bangers.
The attraction in Manda's mostly the string of classy commercial malls that connects SM Supermalls, Robinson's Galleria, Shangri-La Plaza, the Starmall, and the unlikely MRT Mall. There are also a lot of clubs and pubs all around town. The night's the life, as they say.
Mandaluyong's located at the heart of residing busy commercial cities like San Juan, Quezon, Makati, and the capital itself, Manila; so it's pretty much suitable to mobility. On the other hand, though, traffic's WORST than anywhere in the world!
I wouldn't say that it's the best place to chill, but hey, Mandaluyong's totally of the hizzle, fo' real
Not much of a "hood", since the rich guys and the squatters ain't bordered from one another. Manda's home to the most notorious crackerz in the whole South East, and also to factions of underground gang bangers.
The attraction in Manda's mostly the string of classy commercial malls that connects SM Supermalls, Robinson's Galleria, Shangri-La Plaza, the Starmall, and the unlikely MRT Mall. There are also a lot of clubs and pubs all around town. The night's the life, as they say.
Mandaluyong's located at the heart of residing busy commercial cities like San Juan, Quezon, Makati, and the capital itself, Manila; so it's pretty much suitable to mobility. On the other hand, though, traffic's WORST than anywhere in the world!
I wouldn't say that it's the best place to chill, but hey, Mandaluyong's totally of the hizzle, fo' real
You thinkin' u in a peace-oriented city, homie? Hell, you ain't know what's goin' down here in Mandaluyong-- Welcome to the Philly's South Central, beezy!
by tego.calderon November 9, 2008
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"My girlfriend got shitfaced off a box of wine and was really fucking loud and annoying while I was watching The Mandalorian. She tried to show me her new sex moves that she calls "The Mandalorians". It was awful, and there's 8 of them."
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