mermaid butter

Butter collected from the scales of menstruating mermaids specifically in the northern parts of the Atlantic Ocean. Used primarily by fishing communities to add a unique flavor to seafood based dishes.

Gibli and Rafe just got back with 3 barrels of mermaid butter! Those poor creatures, too bad they’re so tasty!

by Texaskris December 23, 2023

Mermaid

Another name for “cunt”

“You’re such a stupid mermaid (cunt)”

by anonymous February 7, 2024

Fickle Mermaid

The maneuver when you run for an office you are vastly unqualified for and refuse to share basic information about your personal income and policy positions with voters

Cynthia Nixon is really pulling a fickle mermaid with the people of New York

by AnWIlliamson June 2, 2018

Choking the Mermaid

Pinching the clitoris while urinating

She was choking the mermaid

by The Bard April 23, 2022

Mermaid

Bunch of hot babes that live in the sea and are actually lesbians. In their free time they like to lure men to death.

Mermaids make love with eachother. Men are trash.

by Moonlight mermaid May 4, 2018

Dirty mermaid

A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.

Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub

It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges

by Le on January 26, 2022

Mattress mermaid

1) A person (typically a female) that is content with laying with anyone on any bed with the intention of engaging in sexual acts; they are so content with doing the sex on any bed, because it's like their natural habitat.

That girl is a mattress mermaid, because she don't care whose bed she climbs into to get plowed.

by One1Upp July 17, 2024