Melvin Money

Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.

Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.
Yo dog nice Tesla” -Rando dude
“Yeah thank Elon for helping me get that Melvin Money”
by Estretoseten January 26, 2021
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melvined

Melvined: getting rekt by your own decisions
"Haha, did you hear Melvin Capital went tits up after shorting GME?"

"Yea. They really got melvined. Hey, by the way, can you spot me a quick handy behind Wendy's? I'll give you some GME later."
by GME TENDIES January 29, 2021
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Melvined

To make incredibly bad bets which you can't cover. To such a degree that it could fuck up everything in the known world.

As when Melvin Capital engaged in naked short selling causing historic losses and a global financial crisis in 2021.
Holy shit we just Melvined the whole fucking thing.
by PuppetJustice November 20, 2021
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Jackson Melvin

If a guy has this name you know whats going down. hes bringing a 20 gauge to a knife fight and if hes drunk he will put a sniper scope on it.
Jackson Melvin! You shot Hudson! It was just a pillow fight you dip
by shaqiqi February 09, 2022
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The Melvin

When you throw a grape as hard as you can at a Black
Did you see that bitch cry after lunch?
I melvined her ass! -The Melvin
by Melvin276473&2 March 26, 2024
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MELVIN MEE

A very gay man . He is the king of the Gym . Very likely to own your very dicks . When MELVIN MEE winks at you your dicks is melvin's now.
Man: wow MELVIN MEE just winked at me
Another man : your dick belonged to him now
by Rxdxy December 29, 2017
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Dirty Melvin

The act of tucking one’s penis in between your legs to look a mangina
Bro did you see kaiden dirty melvin right in the middle of the party?
by melvinator November 24, 2021
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