dorkus maximus

One who is a dork to the maximum possible extent; to be a dork means that one is stupid, foolish, clumsy, or inept. Thus, the 'maximus' variety will be an extremely stupid or foolish idiot.

"Geez, you're a real dorkus maximus to have missed that deadline - now you're unemployed!"

by triumvir December 28, 2005

clenis maximus

The ultimate in giant clits, most likely looks like a dick with no balls. Some say it is an urban legend that rivals bigfoot and the loch ness.

I was going to go down on this broad I just met, but I saw she had a very large clit, I would call it a clenis maximus

by Joseph William B May 12, 2009

brosephius maximus

A best friend, possibly originating from ancient gangsta

Linnea: Dude, Caesar was my brosephius
Tessa: Well Brutus was my brosephius maximus, and don't call me dude

by Homeslice911 February 4, 2008

noobus maximus

The ancient Latin term for a n00b during the days of the Roman Empire. It now can be used to describe someone of maximum noobic proportions.

Emperor Nero was total noobus maximus.
...or
Kid 1: I just failed my basic English class.
Kid 2: You're a noobus maximus.

by Skyther Gitlow January 16, 2007

Maximos

This guy is literally a god, he has a huuuuuge penis. All of his friends are gay as fuck but he manages to cheer them up with his amazing sense of humour.

Tom: Hey dude what do u think about Maximos?
Tejas: Dude his penis is massive.
Tom: Hell yeah

by DefinitionOfABigDick March 29, 2019

Coitus Maximus

Coy-tuss maxy-muss Def 1) A long bout of sexual intercourse.
Def 2) The Xbox Live Gamertag of the "Jack of All Games"

After dating Peter for several months, Shelly finally gave in to his demands and emabarked upon a 3 hour session of "Coitus Maximus".

by Chas. March 10, 2008

Maximillian

The apex of ultimate, one step better than "Maximilian". A unique form of the name "Maximilian", with 2 L's. Amazing in bed, a natural leader, holds a lot of power.

My name is Maximillian, that's all you really need to know.

Oh that guy? He's Maximillian......... yeah I know, he's a sexy mother fucker.

by warning label July 7, 2008