mattie j

A pussy ass bitch, who has a small dick.

Damn, jeffrey is a real mattie j.

by SuzieMom December 23, 2017

Matti

- crazy ass mofugging milf hunter who‘s in general fucking mum‘s with big ass tits and booties
- pussy licking god
- word can also be used as an verb and adjective

„What‘s up bro?“
„Can‘t talk right now, I‘m mattying (noun = Matti - verb = to matti, adjective = matti, mattier, mattiest) Gang gang.“

by matti21003 November 22, 2021

Untidy Matty

When you make your girlfriend chicken parm, then break up with her that evening during intercourse

You hear Kris untidy matty his girl yesterday? Kid is savage she didn’t see it coming.

by Floridaman69 February 5, 2019

Matti Beats

He is a very great producer

420

Matti beats is a great producer

by mattirg January 15, 2020

Matty Godfrey

He is funny and cool. When someone sees him they will take off their clothes

Matty Godfrey is fit

by The poopy one October 26, 2019

Matty Pratty 12

A Matty Pratty 12 is a type of Male which has contracted Oseoporosis. Commonly found in Mexico and Hungary. These humans are only able to eat bull penis and sausage. 90% of all Matty Pratty 12's are Dimented and can harm eyes if seen. They also like people named Kiefer Theo and Peter. Although owning alot of gucci. Their networth is only 8.977668 GBP and their sense of smell can only pick up burger king foot lettuce

Yo that Matty Pratty 12 just got 9 kills on fortnite

by Vellzii May 16, 2018

St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018