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Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.
Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."
by Ttess1 September 3, 2023
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millennial pause

when someone (specifically a millennial) starts recording, freezes for a second to make sure its recording, and then continue what they were doing. kinda like when your watching the news and it flips the camera to a news reporter overseas or something and they kind of just stand there for an awkward few seconds and then start talking.
*a video on tiktok*
"(few seconds of silence)...hey guys! so today we are going to (blah blah blah)"
*the comment section*
"lmfao not the millennial pause"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
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Millennial beige

Referring to the obsession a certain age group has with the color beige, be it interior or fashion. Everything must be beige. Often confused with “minimalism”.
All of my millennial friends are obsessed with millennial beige! They all have beige baby rooms! That baby will grow up with an understimulated brain.
by ItsRebekkaT January 18, 2024
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Millennial Aspirin

It's called Millennial Aspirin because Millennials pop Molly like Aspirin, get it?
by IG Models Are Manna From God November 15, 2023
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Millennial boomer

A perplexing subset of millennials caught in a generational identity crisis, embodying the worst of both worlds—combining the cringe-worthy humor and fashion choices of millennials with the close-mindedness of baby boomers.
Encountering a Millennial Boomer at the family dinner is like witnessing a time-traveling sermon on the dangers of modernity—complete with unsolicited life advice and a side of eye-rolling.
by ProfessorJizzler November 17, 2023
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Millennialpause

Based on "menopause"; the point at which a person stops keeping up with popular slang/humor among the youth and sticks with what they last knew was popular forever
She went into millennialpause ten years ago and now she's telling me about how her "doggo" had a litter of "puppers"
by seboka November 17, 2023
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Millennial Mom Butt

A woman age 27-42 that has a mom butt.
Those yoga pants really show off Misty’s MMB (Millennial Mom Butt).
by Calico Jizzack December 10, 2023
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