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Makers Mark

"Four fingers in the front, thumb in the back. Dip in, pull out and twist with both hands. Let dry and take home as a memento."
I don't even feel short-changed for paying $16 for my first Makers Mark!
by Ohio State students September 28, 2008
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professional quote maker

A professional quote maker is a person who, by profession, makes quotes. As quote making is a profession governed by various guilds and trade organizations, becoming a professional quote maker typically requires several years of schooling and a Ph.D. in a scientific field, such as atheism. Sometimes, people of distinction (celebrities, scientists, comedians, Nobel laureates, etc.) are accorded honorary professional quote making status; this is akin to an honorary degree from a university.

Professional quote makers are adept at carefully overlaying pictures of nebulae and starry nights with pithy remarks using Photoshop or other image-editing software.

There are also many amateur quote makers who, while not professionals, are polymaths or savants and consider quote making to be a personal hobby.
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - A. A. Lewis, not a professional quote maker, but a hobbyist.
by sushiX3 April 13, 2013
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Film Maker

Someone you creates electronic crack that is designed to warp the brain of the viewer into a certain way of seeing a subject. Also see propaganda
I hate film makers they are warping the minds of America.
by no use for a name August 28, 2005
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Meet one's maker

to die, to perish(origin unknown)
Hero: I am the best of warriors this world has known, you will never defeat me.

Villain: I am tired of your bragging, prepare to meet your maker!
by Light Joker October 23, 2004
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Sandwich Maker Pro

The COD perk only women can access. This perk allows women to make sandwiches at a faster speed than normal to please a man.
Why don't you use sandwich maker pro and make me a damn sandwich.
by Eaglenation12 October 8, 2011
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Windows Movie Maker

See frustration, blind rage, anxiety, disappointment, stress, toilet or anal discharge.
Leonard: How was work.

Marcus: Oh man, I had a Windows Movie Maker of a day.

Leonard: That bad! Come here for a hug.

Janice: Hey Bethany, do you mind if I borrow your Windows Movie maker. I really need to shit.

Bethany: Certainly Jan, be sure to flush.
by Seth Burrows December 3, 2010
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Windows movie maker

Most unstable piece of shit to ever be invented. Ever. If it weren't for it's EXTREMELY ANNOYING freezes which occur ever 1/3 of a second, then it would be a half decent program. But sadly, that is not the case.
Rob: So, how's the editing going?
Smith: Horrible. That piece of cockshit WMM joke of a program froze and ruined a whole FUCKLOAD of my work. It fills me with enough rage to disembowel thousands of people within the time-span of 4 minutes.
by DannyMcfuck September 5, 2005
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