Move the mail

To crap; to poop; to drop a deuce. A verb meaning to take a shit.

I poop regularly, but my wife needs eat fiber to help her move the mail each morning.

by West Coast Urbanite April 17, 2022

mail cat

A male who wears cat ears that usually match their t-shirt.

He is being a mail cat.

by pseudonymn December 16, 2013

Snaily Mail

Adjective that describes how it takes forever to send or receive email compared to instant messaging.

Hey, send that to me through Skype and not snaily mail.

by Waterworks Marketing September 12, 2009

me-mail

Where you email yourself so that you can pick up documents at other computers.

"How are you going to get that work into school?"
"No worries. I'll just me-mail it to my school address."

by Alien Muffins July 18, 2009

Mail boss

Someone that takes charge of the lowest level job at an office. Counting mail.

I'm supposed to put letters in one pile and checks in another pile so maybe I'd better ask the mail boss for official training.

by Homeless Guy's pants October 6, 2017

night-mail

(n.) - Email letters and messages that arrive in your inbox overnight while you are sleeping, often from people in different time zones around the world

"Every morning I check my night-mail to see if anything urgent arrived from overseas. With all these time zones worldwide, you never know who is going to email you and when!"

-- overheard at a watercooler at the UN building in Manhattan

by PRwiz101 September 1, 2009

tequi-mailing

Writing emails with too much tequila in your system.

I went out with friends last night for margaritas and when I came home, I started tequi-mailing people. I'm pretty sure that will come back to bite me in the butt.

by vtmom February 28, 2010