Mature Fluids

A bread or sandwich spread usually comprised of aged adult male reproductive fluid. The container is filled at a rate of at least one(usually more) ejaculation(s) per day over a period of weeks. Usually kept in a Mason jar, the fluids then are aloud to "rest" for a period of 3 to 4 weeks after extraction in a cool dry place. Once deemed "mature" the product is served at room temperature.

"Let's all get together Thursday night at Cas and Joey's for a delicious D.P. The Queen assures us he will bring his mature fluids."

by Slothguy August 24, 2009

maurel

Some weird black dude that tries to rap and wants to be famous but doesnt know that he is going to fail

Maurel is a beast

by chimmy chonga6969696 May 10, 2019

manure-ahh

(v).To have anal sex with a Jewish girl.

Yo Son, I manure-ahhed Mindy Fleischman last night in the backseat of her dad's Lexus!

by Benny Doorstop January 3, 2005

MacUseless

The auditory or visual brain washing of students with William Shakespear's MacBeth

Class it's time to read MacUseless!
-Senior Fant

by Your Momma, Biatches!!!! May 6, 2007

Manure Foot

A person's dance partner who moves like he stepped in horse manure with one foot and he's trying to kick it off with the other foot. Ususally reserved for a beginner who cannot keep tempo with the music.

"Gee, Sally, how'd you get stuck dancing with that manure foot?"

by Jon Scott June 14, 2007

macuras

In the animal Kingdom, it is the hunt for the female poppy gland

That stud stallion really went for that macuras!

by Cberke January 19, 2008

Maureen Pickles

Maureen Pickles was the foremost childrens author of the 2000's, critically acclaimed for her Penelope Series. However, she lost her credibility, due to the feline novel "Penelope and The Pussy" after concerned parents burnt down her house in outrage.

"Oh, you heard about that perverted old writer woman?"
"That was Maureen Pickles, dear"

by tehiro September 23, 2009