Macon

Macon, noun from Man and Bacon. Is a meal known to few has a delicacy where a man to arouse is sexual partner (male or female) wrap pre-cooked bacon around is genitalia and attach a hot dog bread to it. The sexual partner then eat the said wrapped bacon and orally please the male. In Muslim country they replace the bacon with turkey. In some part of the USA the Macon is also known has the Pacon (penis and bacon)

honey i feel kinky do me a macon tonight

by RecTumBen April 14, 2011

Macy

Can be a noun, verb, or adjective, not going through with something that you can do perfectly

"OMG did you see she wouldn't even pull her full down, what a Macy"

"When coach pretended to spot her she did a flawless back-tuck, but when she realized that she went all Macy and wouldn't pull it"

by blahblah3030 September 10, 2011

Macy

A fat cow who eats grass

There’s Macy again eatin her grass

by Crackhead3000 June 3, 2019

MacGyver

To jimmy or rig something up so it works-ish. Not a real fix.

From the series, which follows the story of MacGyver, a laid-back, extremely resourceful secret agent , played by Richard Dean Anderson, who prefers non-violent conflict resolution wherever possible & refuses to carry or use a gun, but usually just uses his Swiss Army knife. He is a problem solver for the fictional Phoenix Foundation in LA.

Like hitting the TV (CRT) when it goes flicky. It works for awhile but not too long.

You: Oh man you got your crappy old TV working again! The picture was so crappy last time!
Me: Yeah I Macgyver'd it with a piece of wood and a good whack.

by ReadyLH August 21, 2009

️macy

️Macy is a gorgeous and nice person. She helps to understand what problem is. Her eyes are oceanic blue and hair long and soft. She doesn't realize how pretty she is and actually deserves a boyfriend even when she doesn't think she does. She is an athletic, pretty, and often single girl. If you have a chance to take her you should take it

Damn is that girl is so cute she must be ️Macy!

by Makenzie Lyle January 27, 2015

Macy

A girl who is so amazingly beautiful that even if you have seen her a thousand times before you cannot help but to stare in awe at her presence. She is infinitely caring and understanding and will be there for you in your darkest and your best times. Macy is a girl who you can always trust to ask for advice and she will always try to help you. She has a lovely and alluring personality that will draw you in before you know what hit you. Macy is a strong person and can surpass every obstacle even when she thinks it's impossible. You will not be able to help but fall in love with a Macy and you are a truly extraordinary person if Macy falls in love with you as well. Macy will never let you down and if you know a Macy or if Macy is your friend you are truly blessed just to have her in your life. Macy is a lovely and glamorous lady who never ceases to amaze.

"Do you see Macy over there? She's so beautiful. I want to be like her."
"Look, it's Macy! I think I'm falling in love already!"
"Macy, m'lady, what can I do for you this fine afternoon?"

by Sax Babay April 21, 2019

macys day parade

macys day parade is a song that billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day's front man) wrote about thanks giving day, how macys supported it, and now turned it into a commercial!
its on their album warning

"todays a macys day parade, the night of the living dead is on its way, with the credit report of duty calls. it's a life time guarrentee stuffed in a coffin 10% more free, red light specials at the mussolium, whats the concelation pirze? economy sized dreams of hope
etc etc etc

by Tunny June 11, 2006