cucara macara

When something that was supposed to happen and it fails to , Or as to refer to something or someone that is not to be trusted

I was supposed to go out with Jairo and Suly today but it became to cucara macara and we ended up staying at home .

by OnPointAuto79 August 9, 2017

elbow macaroni

A gentleman with a penis curved to the left covered in lowfat cheeze wiz who receives a blow job from a woman. As he is about to ejaculate he elbows her in the head and yells, "dinner time!"

As soon as he took off his pants and brought out the cheeze in a can he knew it would be elbow macaroni for dinner.

by delton1010 October 6, 2010

Macaroni Twist

usually for the Necrophiliac type:

You cook up some macaroni then let it cool. You shove what you can into a girls Vagine, and proceed to fuck. The strange sensation is said to feel like having sex with someone filled with maggots.

Jim finally found a girl that would let him 'macaroni twist', but he was out of 'mac', so he used smoe Penne instead.

by Pervo November 29, 2006

macaroni

The act of flirting with a girl of South Asian origin (India and surrounding countries). The feminine form of "macarona".

"Hey look, there's Shaanti! I'm gonna go macaroni!"

by Josh Ji September 19, 2006

macarena on toast

usually used as a term to desrcibe a situation which is banging- off the chain my homie

dazzy b: that party was macarena on toast
lafonda: narc mate

by Giov Anna* June 25, 2006

Macaroni and Squeeze

A Cheesy gooey fart that rumbles your but cheeks and leaves a nice stain on your undergarments.

Josh:"Dude during class Molly made a Macaroni and Squeeze"

Robin:"Ewwww Thats gross anyways i had my period today.

by Dick and Cheese June 5, 2011

macaroni

a ridiculous american mispronounciation of italian term "maccheroni", that is an obsolete word for "rigatoni", a type of short pasta.

American: Hi dude, ar there some macaroni and cheese?
Italian: (with disgust) No, if you want some macaroni and cheese come back to US.

by Fede81 April 1, 2010