Luke

A general species of man that takes much pride in the hairs on his head, to the extent that he will put to use every opportunity he has to arrange/fix it. It is a Russian breed that attracts women that are stupid enough to fall into it’s seductive trap.

Jai: How many times does Luke have to fix his hair?!
Girl: But I kinda like him😍

by Random1692693 March 20, 2018

Luke

A homophobic kid.

Dude: stop being luke

by Slayingcube December 6, 2018

Luke

A fairly decent man. Not too bad of a guy. Normally christian and upper middle class. He gets ridiculed for his lack of size. Often makes the joke “quality over quantity”. However, this is not a joke.

“Oh, you slept with Luke last night. I heard he has a small penis.”

by Hotsoccermom17 June 3, 2021

Luke

the most handsome boy ever and i love him soso much

luke is so handsome hes my favourite i love him.<3

by Sneaky link girl #1 October 30, 2022

Luke

is the dumbest name you can litterly give your son yes i have deslezyia yes i can not spell luke is not charming he sucks

luke is the biggest doo doo head ever

by keyboarduser12 September 10, 2020

lukes

stupid person

lukes is a stupid person

by m,./m,./es September 20, 2019

Luke

That one guy who comes to school only one every two weeks. We don’t know how he stays enrolled, maybe it’s befaus people bribe him with pickles to stay.

Guy: Where’s Luke?

Girl: Do you even know him? He’s never at school dumb ass

by UwUdick March 6, 2019