Llama Lord

Llama lord is a llama who rules over things in a funny way. If you have kik come join us #llamalordisdaddy

I sat there as Llama lord walked by

by Collared by LLama Lord July 21, 2017

squirt the llama

making a girl squirt like how a llama spits

Tyler made was able to make his fat girlfriend squirt the llama.

by Buddha™ May 19, 2015

llama titties

kamoren james mathew kaufman is the biggest llama tittie i know

Kaitlyn : you are fucking llama titties
kamoren : well duh poop stain

by fuckingtwatbitch July 13, 2015

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

smart llama

Smart llama~a llama that drinks tea ☕️

Teacher "Jeff what's 2+2?"
Jeff the smart llama"the right answer to the question"
Teacher "you've been drunk ur tea haven't you..😏"

by SmartLlamaThatsSmarterThanGoat June 16, 2017

Angry llama

When hitting it from behind, you spit in their face when they turn around. They will wonder what just happened, then you cum on their face & in their mouth. But to do this successfully, you MUST call your Uber ahead of time.

Oh yeah I gave Tiffany the angry llama last night!

by Graeme99 October 21, 2019

Llama her

When you bust a nut in a girls face and spit on her at the same time turning you into the llama llamaing her

Alex- I fucked (J) and then I llama her

Couldn’t put llamad

by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019