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by anonymous August 31, 2025
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Get the Listening to Korn mug.Somebody told you not to say anything about this and YOUR KIDS DIED EXPLICITLY BECAUSE OF THAT DECISION. You need to un-make that decision.
Hym "I figured somebody would do something about THIS before anybody would, say, murder any kids but somebody told you not to say anything about this and of you don't I'm going to in the form of a child stabbing. Don't fucking listen to them. They already lead you astray. It isn't and WASN'T EVER GOING TO JUST BE ME. That's ISN'T an option and, just like living forever in paradise, the notion they sold to you that if I hadn't said anything it would have just been me is a lie and wishful thinking on their part."
by Hym Iam September 6, 2025
Get the Don't fucking listen to them mug.A discreet way of asking someone if they support Ørn Horten or are from Horten. Inspired by the iconic musician from Horten, girl in red. Because if they listen to Glenn Tharaldsen, they most likely support the famous football team FK Ørn Horten.
That boy is so empathetic and funny! Do you think he listens to glenn tharaldsen?
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Those are some nice brown and white scarves! Do you listen to glenn tharaldsen?
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Those are some nice brown and white scarves! Do you listen to glenn tharaldsen?
by horten.klistremerkeklubb October 25, 2025
Get the do you listen to glenn tharaldsen? mug.The place where you sit in front of computer whilst using it to listen to music for hours on end, like at an akcual listening bar
After a long week, I turned my room into a listening bar, sitting in front of my computer for hours just vibing to my favorite playlists—who needs a club?
by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025
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by Hym Iam November 2, 2025
Get the Just listen to meeeeee mug.Loot Listeners are family members, normally distant relatives who can hear a will being read from three counties away and immediately swoop in with Post-its, Sharpies, and the subtlety of a yard-sale burglar.
"That's her cousin Karen, she's been after mum collection antique perfume bottles for years, she's what we call a Loot Listener with no class"
by The-Olas November 15, 2025
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