damn lie

noun, a liar. Someone who is believed to have misrepresented the truth.

Nigga, you'sa damn lie!

by doughnigga July 17, 2006

i'm not gonna lie

A statement normally used to express the fact that you aren't going to lie about the next statement.

I'm not gonna lie, she's one ugly bitch.

by Reign January 9, 2005

You ain't got to lie to kick it

When one exaggerates the truth or simply tells lies about themselves to be better impress, hang out, or date another person.

Person 1: Deceivingly tells someone else that they have a record deal inorder to impress Person 2.

Person 2: Knows that Person 1 is lying and tells them: You ain't got to lie to kick it with me

by Akwa Ibom April 11, 2009

livin' a lie

a guy who tries to act strait, but everyone around him knows he is a queer.

timmy tries to act straight, but we all know he and brookshire fucked! he is definately livin' a lie!

by da trick biatch December 29, 2005

life-lie sentence

When the judge sentences a convice to life in prison, but the sentence allows for parole or early release after a number of years.

Convicted murderer to public defender: "You did nothin' for me man... I'll spend my entire life in prison!"

Public defender to convicted murderer: "Chill dude, you'll be out in eight years... judge gave you a life-lie sentence!"

by UD Reader January 8, 2010

mind lie

Only specially trained designers obsessed with a popular TV show know how to tell whether or not someone is mind lying. The design labs are full of mind liars.

Lie detector: *observes obvious mind lie* "Mind liar!"

Mind Liar: "Oh, balls, you caught me!"

by torres89 October 21, 2010

laugh out lie

When someone lies and laughs at the same time.

Jenny said Becky's dress was nice and she burst into laughter over how ugly it was. She laugh out lied in her face.

by MC_abNormal_Sauce September 13, 2013