LID

Lazy Ignorant Dickhead

My boyfriend is a total LID

by Her indoors January 26, 2019

Bin lid

An extra-large, round, flat bread-roll cut horizontally to make a sandwich, within which most often is served the Full English Breakfast. Full title might be "dustbin lid," named after the dustbin refuse receptacle of around 90 litres that predates the wheeliebin era. The lids are round and 50cm across, (20'' in old-money), the breads they're named after not as large, more like face-sized, but so called for exaggerated comical effect.

Morning, can I have a bin lid to pick up at 7, well done black pudding, tomatoes, no beans and a milky tea, one sugar.

by Daveylancs December 29, 2023

Lid

One of 2 people in this world who understand that life is a big joke.

Look at those two they are lids.
Or you're acting like a lid

by Lidiot January 20, 2017

Lid

Slang for 'haircut', or 'hairstyle'

"Nice lid, bro."

by SK2040 June 6, 2016

dragged a lid

To quickly cover your face in order to stop a cough, sneeze, or other facial expulsion.

Will was about to sneeze, but he dragged a lid.

by djdole January 25, 2019

Guy Lid

Another word for foreskin, a Lid only men can have.

When you are kidnapped by Scott Cawthon and locked in your room, he forces you to eat a sandwich slid through a glory hole. You bite down and pull, removing the horny mans guy lid.

by TheGuyLid December 29, 2020

Turtle Lids

To describe to state of ones eyes after one participates in smoking canabis in large quanties.

The general state of a persons eyes when they're heavily stoned known to other stoners as Turtle lids.

by Rolfy22 July 23, 2007