A person from any large city who does not know how to drive well on roads that aren't straight and flat. You can tell one because when you get stuck behind them on a mountain road they take the curves at a snails pace, but when you finally come to a flat/straight stretch (where you could potentially pass their slow ass) they speed up like crazy till the next curve. Lather, rinse, repeat. --Insult is added to injury when the flat landers have a large truck/SUV/other form of 4-wheel drive and do this.
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Former member of N'Sync who just came out the closet. This Uphill Gardener is currently packing Reichen Lehmkuhl's fudge. They enjoy engaging in acts such as hot lunch and the cleveland steamer.
Lance Bass is the bitch and Reichen is the butch in the couple. Lance is usually the recipient of the anal pounding.
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He is teh god. He created gaia online and helps us all be happy and sucks our free time away. ;)
He is teh god. He created gaia online and helps us all be happy and sucks our free time away. ;)
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The guy from 40 Year Old Virgin when he was getting his chest waxed and didnt finish it; he looked like a man-o-lantern!
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