when a man is back to back with his wife and sticks his thumb up his own asshole while sticking his index finger up her asshole ( same hand ) as they both finger fuck/jerk themselves off
Dick and Jane were bored at home so a little twin tea kettle (revision) action livend up their night
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Get the im in a kettle mug.a sex kettle is a person who always has really hot sex regardless of who it is with, boiling some might say
"i took this bird up the road the other night and she was a proper sex kettle" meaning that the girl said individual had sex with made the sex really hot
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Arseface: Haha, I am so much cooler than you!
George: But your name is arseface.
Impartial Observer: Kettled!
George: But your name is arseface.
Impartial Observer: Kettled!
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Get the Kettle mug.A definition my teacher, Mr. Twichell used, to call Nick a hypocrite.
Yes, it's pretty much just calling someone a hypocrite.
Yes, it's pretty much just calling someone a hypocrite.
Real conversation:
Nick: Shut up. You're so annoying.
Twichell: Nick, you're a pot calling the kettle black.
Me: RACIST.
Nick: What does that mean?
Twichell: No, Natalie it's not racist. Nick, it means you're a hypocrite.
Whole Class: OOOOHHHHHHH!
Nick: Shut up. You're so annoying.
Twichell: Nick, you're a pot calling the kettle black.
Me: RACIST.
Nick: What does that mean?
Twichell: No, Natalie it's not racist. Nick, it means you're a hypocrite.
Whole Class: OOOOHHHHHHH!
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