sad koala

A half-hearted hand job where one or more of the people involved are of Australian descent.

"I only got a Sad Koala after the bonfire."

"The look in his eyes when he looked up was one of a sad koala that recently experienced a loss. He continued his work, lazily stroking, wandering from this place in his mind, back to the shores of Australia."

by SpawnOfPhlick May 23, 2016

City Koala

CK, formally known as City Koala is an Minecraft multiplayer modern city world. It includes 3 major cities, City Koala, Tabby and Toyga. The world contains lots of places, Polantic being one of them. It also has a lot of random structures, example the Billboard saying Josh sucks, the mutant crane and the Cliff house with its laboratories.

I played City Koala once.

by Igorant April 14, 2022

zen Koan

A zen koan is an attempt to answer the question of whether a tree-falling makes a sound if no one heard it.

A zen koan concludes that a tree falling can only make a sound if two or more people vocalize it AFTER THE FACT in the ritual of language.

This follows Vikaas's rule some things can only be verified in retrospect even if the participants were not actually there...

Zen koan follows Wittgenstein's principle of language as a ritual; furthermore it confirms Vikaas's rule that the participating verifiers can come after the circumstantial fact...

The zen koan follows Wittgenstein's principle of the external participant; in contrast to the external observer in physics.

Because language is embedded in the universe as per Wittgenstein, simple discussion between two or more parties is enough to create MATERIAL fact; even if that materialization comes after the circumstance, per the Vikaas rule.

by flightfacilities May 13, 2022

Pancake Koala

A Pancake Koala is roadkill that his been hit and run over more than once, to the point the original animal is no longer identifiable.

That Pancake Koala has been laying on the side of the ride for a few days.

by AllRu June 16, 2022

Mario Koala

One of many statues commisioned by the Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary around the year 2015 and painted by artist Kate Clarke and Bernadette Wallace. These statues can be found around Gold Coast, the last sighting of the Mario Koala was outside a Timezone by popular Youtuber Polygon Donut around 26 July, 2023. The Mario koala is often moved around so using the last sighting is the best way to find the mystical being.

A: "So, have you seen the Mario Koala around here?"
B: "Yeah, we found him outside of a Timezone."

by yogha August 20, 2023

greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.

by gnostic3 November 23, 2019

one up koala

she is one of the most luckiest players out of the whole one up clan she is one of the best clan members out of the whole clan

Person 1: one up gamer is close to 200 subscribers we should subscribe to him
person 2: yeah we would be able to see his face and maybe special appearances by one up wolf and one up koala

by YTone_up_gamer September 28, 2020