Discord Kitten

A supposed female user, (although most likely a 50 year old man), of the social platform Discord. Often known to say Uwu, these kittens are predominantly aquainted with notorious discord user Kirro, otherwise known as Callum Gee.

Hey! Did you see that Kirro has a new discord kitten? Odds on hes a fat bloke?

by Discord Gamer August 18, 2022

Discord kitten

Bibi

That guy has 5 discord kittens

by L is yoloswagking March 23, 2023

jizz kitten

a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.

i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.

by dꓘ April 27, 2019

Toula The Kitten

The best zyra player in all of leagues history. That's all you need to know

this Toula The Kitten guy keeps stomping my bronze elo matches, help me

by niga you gay April 12, 2021

kitten mouth

when your too tired to brush your teeth before you go to sleep and you have been mouth breathing all night. In tha morning your mouth is dry, scratchie and tasete like kitten.

yawn" ewww. kitten mouth:p

by SeraBerghorn September 20, 2010

Kitten Tattoo

Any mark, scratch, scar or cut obtained by playing and/or living with a playful kitten.

Girl 1: Look at that. See that slash on the back of my hand? That's a Kitten Tattoo, right there.
Girl 2: Ouch, man. That had to hurt.
Girl 1: Yeah. She's such a cute little furball though!

by Reals December 02, 2008

Slapping the Kitten

Female version of Punching the Clown

"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."

by Banker girl October 07, 2011