Kevin

A small self centered son of a bitch whose father is meaner than a junkyard dog, and he uses Great Value Shampoo which clearly isn’t used enough because of his awful dandruff. He also eats cheese with ass but don’t worry about him choking on it with his ass because it’s already spread out enough from dick riding shit dick Deje all day long

Kevin is a little Irish son of a bitch with an drunken asshole of a father

by Jordi El Niño August 3, 2019

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Kevin

if you say anything to kevin, he will probably harass you everyday. if you call him a thot he will block you cause he is a little bitch who probably likes a bitch named tiff stir fry. he is gay and stupid and gay oh wait did I say gay already whoops.

he will probably harass your friends for no reason and ship you with literally anyone. if you send a picture of Tyrone to him he will probably be scared because he is racist.

every kevin is extremely homophobic but also gay at the same time except kevin g from mean girls, now he is a legend.

oh also all kevin’s are virgin,
except..
Kevin g from mean girls 😎

me: oh hi kevin
kevin: hahahaha ur gay I bet u watch yaoi and also ur gay. Hahahaha I’m a virgin

by white.obama December 28, 2019

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Kevin

1. recognizable by their red hair and face. has a box shaped body like a box of cereal but thats just due to a kevins excessive weight. kevins were irish until they were all disowned for forcing themselves on men and drinking semen. they are also well-known for their one inch dicks.
2. the noise a fart makes
3. a male that has a drying effect on vaginas
4. the hole at the tip of a penis.

boy: "That was the loudest kevin I've ever heard a fart make."

Kevin: "Suck my dick."
Girl: "I can't find it."

Girl: "I was horny until I saw Kevin."

by ilikeicecreamlots January 30, 2009

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Kevin

A Pathetic Nerd Who Yearns To Hold The World In His Grasp, He Wants To Control Everything And Bring Upon An Age Of Logic. Of Course He Is A Disgrace To His Family And Has Mild Depression.

"Oh look, it's Kevin. How sad."

by Walaba July 19, 2018

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Kevin

Kevin is the sweetest guy I know. If you are having a bad day, he will cheer you up. He will make jokes. Hes a shoulder for you to cry on. He will text you until you fall asleep. He smells nice. He drinks coffee but never smells of it. Talking to Kevin is like a nice cozy warm summer day. Perfect. He doesn't judge you no matter what. He always listens. He hates his smile, but it's bright enough to make you feel happy and safe. He doesn't think so but he is extremely attractive. Hes sarcastic and salty but in a good way. He understands. Kevin is beautiful in his own way. He will make you realize you are beautiful too

Girl: oh my gosh that guy is so sweet. His name must be Kevin

by Lovely42 May 21, 2017

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