A guy who brings home free pizza to fellow hostel dwellers. However, they are unaware that he routinely 'wears' the pizza like some sort of culinary underpants for several hours at work before placing it neatly back in it's box.
by Feels gud man January 14, 2012
by willy1million November 12, 2013
by Volki July 09, 2018
To do a Karl is to be the dirtiest kind of homosexual sexual predator, but in a cute, somewhat meaty sense.
by Vonatello April 07, 2008
An uncommon Norwegian name usually used by unsexy, uncool, secretly gay people, typically with a penis length that’s less than the average North Korean. If your name is Karl-Iver, you should probably consider changing your name. The most famous Karl-Iver was the Swedish snail breeder Karl-Iver Gustavson, known for producing the best snails in whole of Scandinavia. The name Karl-Iver has not been used much since the late 1800 because of its lack of coolness, originality and the general incompetence associated with the name.
Karl-Ivers are usually men with blond hair, blue eyes and an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 6 17/32 inches). When asked a question the answer in passive way, like “hmmm”. They usually try to disguise their stupidity and ignorance by ridiculing your arguments (laughing at them, facepalming). Karl-Ivers are the most annoying kind of people ever and if someone tells you their name is Karl-Iver, punch him in the face and run. Karl-Ivers are not, have not been and will never be seen with female companion.
Origin
Karl was used in Scandinavia at the beginning of the 800 as a synonym of the word secret. Iver on the other hand was used as word describing man love.
Karl-Ivers are usually men with blond hair, blue eyes and an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 6 17/32 inches). When asked a question the answer in passive way, like “hmmm”. They usually try to disguise their stupidity and ignorance by ridiculing your arguments (laughing at them, facepalming). Karl-Ivers are the most annoying kind of people ever and if someone tells you their name is Karl-Iver, punch him in the face and run. Karl-Ivers are not, have not been and will never be seen with female companion.
Origin
Karl was used in Scandinavia at the beginning of the 800 as a synonym of the word secret. Iver on the other hand was used as word describing man love.
by O.Kleppvoll October 14, 2014
A descendent of Karl Marx, seeks to implement an authoritarian regime in the United States where bananas are not allowed to be kept in the fridge at all. A pioneer in the field of gaslightology—is said to have lobbied the American Congress to implement the ideology "Gatekeep, Gaslight, Girlboss" into legal practice.
by fatflexer2000 October 27, 2022
A sexy hot guy usually big and black with a massive shlong. This person will always kiss you goodnight.
by BiGNBlaK4 August 07, 2021