Jonny Murton

When you just need to split the scenes just cause you need to split the scenes

Here, he couldn’t be fucked anymore he did a Jonny Murton

by Tadgedog March 16, 2023

Jonny

He’s desperate for women and is on the verge of being a simp. He listens to the Weeknd and acts like he can relate to him. He respects women as well.

Cam: Hey Jonny you see that girl over there?
Jonny: Ou Damn I’m about to simp!!

by CameronGreigIsASimp May 5, 2020

Jonny noxvill

Does jack ass shit

Hi I’m Jonny noxvill and this is jack ass

by Ur neborhood jack ass October 15, 2020

Jonny

The most amazing, funniest and sweetest you’d ever met. Always stands by your side, will never cheat on you and knows that your his #1 majority. If you’re a nessa..boy do you gotta keeper🥺

Nessa: I love you jonny..

by AaaaayeH April 15, 2020

top jonny bananna

(1) Something done exceptionally well.
(2) An excellent person who’s done something fantastic.

Phrase recorded by 851.

He’s caught that criminal. Top Jonny Bananna.

That Ikea Cupbiard was put together in record time. Top Jonny Bananna.

by Matt 852md July 8, 2018

Jonny

A Jonny is a fat man

Person 1: Woah, that was an earthquake!

Person 2: No, Jonny just woke up.

by haverofcock June 8, 2023

Jonny

(n) an unorthodox but effective solution to a problem.
(v) to solve a problem in a strange but effective way

If you can't afford a mechanic, use duct tape; if you're out of duct tape, you'll have to jonny it.

by Jonny Stryder February 6, 2025