Jonathan

Normally a name associated with huge douches that go to crossfit, brag about lifting heavy stuff, and can't hold their liquor.

Dude, did you hear about that guy that talks about crossfit all the time and makes lame jokes? Yeah, such a Jonathan.

by Crossfitisstupid October 13, 2018

Jonathan

The person that wants to get sucked by merve and vapes.
He always bullies benny and rapes his best friend and plays fortnite and sprays and prays
Likes to get surrounded by white people because he likes gwy lo

Jonathan is the greatest in bed and dates because he will slap your butt cheeks as soon as he see you approaching him.

by Hajob April 13, 2019

Jonathan

He is a hot, caring, and loveable. He is a good boyfriend than will treat you with love and comfort you when you need it. He will seem outgoing and full of him self until you get to know him then you will like him a lot. he is an easy person to fall in love with even if you don't try to. If you find a Jonathan you are lucky to have him

person 1: wow do you see that guy he is so hot

person 2: yeah that is Jonathan

by hannah catherine sheppard March 18, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan better known ass Jon Jon has a very small penis dosent last in bed he limited to a little bit of stuff he very small it’s sad

Oh look at Jonathan he small

by Yoobroskiiiii October 5, 2020

Jonathan

Fat fuck how sits on the sofa all day noming on cheetos and sucking his cousins left nut

Jonathan yeah is a proper batty fish

by OfficialUKS August 1, 2020

Jonathan

The only one in any friend group to get pussy and dick. Mostly dick. Is a sub and can only bust when given permission by his dom daddy.

Person 1: Omg he's such a Jonathan
Person 2: He looks ripe for breeding :)
Person 3: Tag Team?????
Person 2: Hell yeah!

by awsedrftghjkl;likuy November 25, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is a very bi polar person who gets mad when someone doesn't agree with them and gets super jealous. This particular person tends to not have alot of friends bc they talk to much. and don't gorget they are super toxic.

tyler:yo Adam why does Jonathan talk so much.
Adam: bro I dont know but hes toxic af.
Tyler:let's cut him off

by Yourtypicalbluesmerf September 14, 2020