Hannah Johnson

A girl who must be protected at all costs because she is a fitty

Adele loved Hannah Johnson.

by Chumlee Johnson November 7, 2023

Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock

2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson.
Valid valedictorian 26 milky ways..
President Johnson
Shakin' hands with president Johnson right here.
I don't know if I can ever fill dads shoes I don't know if I can ever be..
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson

by YYEE and might I add HA HA HA June 2, 2016

royal rob johnson

Self induced injury directly resulting from alcohol abuse

Y’all hear Amanda broke her ankle while drunk at the trampoline park?
Yup, doctor told her it was a textbook Royal Rob Johnson

by Easy E, big up September 24, 2018

calvin johnson

god. of god. as in, calvin johnson is god.

<kicks friend in nuts>

"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"

"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"

by stu in the zoo December 26, 2008

Ralph Johnson

A Ralph Johnson is when a girl pukes while giving you head. This name was inspired by a disturbing .gif file which depicts a black woman ralphing on some guy's johnson. Hence, Ralph Johnson.

Dude, Sarah gave me a Ralph Johnson last night.

That's fucking sick, bro.

by Cuntflap McTittlewitty May 27, 2009

Silky Johnson

A Playa Hater played by Dave Chappelle on Chappelle's Show that attends the Playa Hater's Ball. Is the Playa Hater for 2002 and 2003.

I've heard her(Kelly Osbourne) song Papa Don't Preach. I've got a song for her it's called Daughta Don't Sing- Silky Johnson

by James Bond! September 8, 2004

pee wee johnson

one who acts like a chandler.

COLE YOU ARE SUCH A PEE WEE JOHNSON

by alvin yakamorieyi May 22, 2009