Quick Jimmie

n. A guy who is a chronic premature ejaculator
v. A sexual experience ending in a premature ejaculation

Not to be confused with a quickie which is intentional and often appreciated by both people.

Tasha finally broke up with Tim after 6 months of frustrating quick jimmies.

Ray was such a quick jimmie he would wet his boxers before Gloria got his zipper down.

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by Forklift July 20, 2014

Jimmy Valmer

A disabled boy who walks on crutches and stutters in the show South Park. He first appeared in Season 5 Episode 2 "Cripple Fight". He calls himself "handi-capable" and is an amateur stand-up comedian.

Jimmy Valmer: Hey w-Wendy.

Wendy Testaburger: Yeah?

Jimmy: Stan says you're a cunt...cunt...you're a cunt...

Wendy: Well tell Stan to f*ck off! (walks off)

Jimmy: cunt...cunt...continuing source of inspiration to him!

by x5xfrstylr June 28, 2012

jimmy mcsally

Jimmy McSally was first used on the Bort Hardly show. The JMS is an overall square who pays his bills, isn't drunk by noon and doesn't sit in the corner pulling his soft pud while bulls bang his wife, Kankles.

Kankles: Are you up for a DP with a latin bull while Bort pulls on his soft pud?

Guest: I don't know Kankles. That might be kinda weird, ya know?!

Bort: Don't be a Jimmy McSally. Fucking square!

by BubbaArmyTroll December 17, 2020

Jimmy Broadbent

1. The thicccest sim racing brit around

2. When you punt someone so hard they had no idea what hit them

1. You're a true Jimmy Broadbent
2. That's a real Jimmy Broadbent moment you've had there

by Phwaedih April 21, 2019

Jimmy Johnned

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

by fixpert December 31, 2015

jimmy paging

that thing of when a white guy starts to look more and more asian as they get older, inspired by the way Led Zeppelin's guitarist Jimmy Page aged into an asian dude

wow james urbaniak is really jimmy paging

by cfboyd April 28, 2014

Jimmy McGill

“The bar exam’s a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it’s like losing your virginity, third time’s the charm.”

Conman disguised as a Lawyer.

Main character of Better Call Saul

Lalo: You know, Tuco told me about you. You're the guy with a mouth.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah.

by Agent557 April 24, 2021