New Jersey Turnpike

A shooter made by dumping the contents of the bar mat (where you make various drinks) into a shot glass.

For his 21st birthday, Jim's friends ordered him a New Jersey Turnpike, which made him vomit.

by Mark Zawodny January 7, 2004

new jersey

The first misconception other states have of New Jersey is that it "smells". Infact the only part of Jersey that may be a little rough on the nostrils is that of coming to the Lincoln Tunnel, since it is heavily populated in the surrounding areas with factories and marshes(which DO NOT home dead bodies).

Jersey is infact one of the wealthiest states in the country that people just can't help but moving to due to it's scenic portions and safe, quiet suburbs. Not to mention the fact that whichever end you choose to move to(North or South) you're in direct locations to two of the largest, bussling cities in the USA(Philadelphia & Manhatten). Not crossing out Central Jersey which is home to some of the most clean, friendliest beaches on the East Coast which has abundant tourism rates in the summer and hoppin' boardwalks.

All our residents in this state may seem very short fused, but hey...YOU try hearing a bunch of shit from bennies and other states sayin' how much you suck and your state is worthless and we'll see how you feel at the end of the day.

We hold it down here, infact i've lived here for 19 years of my life(and counting) and found upon visiting other states(such as Mass., Virginia, Nevada, Arizona, Maryland, Pennsylvania) that i MUCH rather live here for the rest of my life then in some economic wasteland and/or socially constipated place(yeah Virgina, I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU!).

i"NEW JOISEY THE GARBAGE STATE!! YAK YAK YAK"/i

i"Yeah, that's reeeeeeeeeal original, nope, never heard THAT one before"/i

by maria July 25, 2004

Jersey shore

Jersey has no beaches. Just the shore

by M-easy July 5, 2003

new jersey

The realest place in the world.

I'm from Jersey. I keep it real.

by 'sup P October 1, 2004

Jerôme

Bad ass. A guy who always got your back. Looks after his friends. He'll cat-sit for you, and always shares his wine. Jerômes are even cooler than most because of their ability to fight anybody without being scared , even if that person is stronger. Jerôme may sleep all day, but the root cause of this is a night shift job at the local airport, not laziness. Also, they love listening to RnB and Rap music. Jerômes got a nice personality , they are nice but they will be straight to you if they don't like something , but they always keep it real. Most Jerômes look like gangsters but at the same time they can be very nice to you and will never think too good about themselfs. They hate traitors and snitches and will never be friends with those. Jerômes will never stab people in the back.

Jerôme

by TheRealShariiBoo September 22, 2013

Jersey Girl

There's a big difference between a Jersey Girl and a Shore Whore. Those fake, orange girls who call themselves "guidettes" are no Jersey Girls. Real Jersey Girls are the sweetest, most wholesome girls you will ever meet. Our best nights are spent in diners. We call it the shore and not the beach. We have REAL tans and REAL personalities. We can be "bitches" if need be. We can fight.
Bottom line, there ain't no other girl in this world like a true blue Jersey Girl.

Shore Whores turn heads, Jersey Girls break necks.

by iLikeDiscoFries June 25, 2010

Jerome

A very dirty minded man, into anime and girls and music.

That guys a Jerome

by MR AZN June 2, 2018