jerk-off

A contest in which two men must stare at each other while fapping. The first man to look away or cum loses. Blinking is safe.

“John, I challenge you to a jerk-off.”
“Alright, Jack. Where? When?”
“6:00a.m. this Saturday. The lot back behind the Giant.”

by Smoked Bear April 29, 2021

urking and jerking

(1)bullsh*tting around when it can cost,hurt you or not be in your best interest.
(2)fumbling around.
(3)slipping.
(4)f*cking off
Discovered in Florida by a guy on the treasure coast by the name of Boobie.

He was urking and jerking, thats why he went to jail.

by Hood Definition August 5, 2009

jerk me

when someone masturbates for someone else

tom: will you jerk me?
susan: jerk me?
tom:you know masturbate for me...
susan:oh ok sure;)

by susan tom June 22, 2016

jerk move

When someone does something mean or uncool. Basically describing something a jerk would do.

Chris told my girlfriend that i had herpes, what a jerk move.

or

Matt kicked me in the crotch, damn that was a jerk move.

by fite4justice July 10, 2007

jerking off

Masturbating (particularly males)

I love to jerk off to porn

by 10314 April 20, 2005

mercy jerk

a handjob given because the girl felt bad for the guy.

Dude, i got a mercy jerk last night 'cause Judy found out about my grandma's death.

by s. po December 14, 2008

jerking a turd

Jerk•ing•a•turd jerk-in-uh-turd

-adjective
1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.

2. late; absent; missing.

Question: "Where's the groom?"
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."

The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.

by CongratulationsDave&Chrissy! August 29, 2010