Detroit River Jellyfish

Another word for condom.

Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.

by bad boy billy November 14, 2017

Superfast Jellyfish

A youtuber most famous for his hilariously obvious fake blindfold speedrun of Super Mario 64.

Person 1: yo man did you see Superfast Jellyfish fake blindfold speedrun?

Person 2: yes that shit was so bad!

by Im_Verminator January 28, 2023

Jellyfishing

Taking ketamine and huffing nitrous oxide together activating your pineal gland and allowing you to float through dimensions without a care in the world like a jellyfish

"Did you see that kitty flopped out on the cuddle puddle?"

"yeah, she's Jellyfishing"

by Mike Guyver January 23, 2021

Brown Jellyfish

When a woman (or man) puts on a condom and their sexual partner shits on the condom and takes it off, and then proceeds to snort said condom and pulls it directly out of their mouth and repeats until the condom no longer has shit on it.

“Did you guys hear what Levin and Presley did last night? I heard they were just bored and did a brown jellyfish.”

by Foxracinghats February 1, 2021

Jellyfishing

The act of two males scissoring which causes their testicles to mash together while the penises dangle freely, as would the tenticles of a jellyfish.

Hey bro, you wanna come over and maybe jam out to some Radiohead, grill some burgers, maybe do a little jellyfishing? Cool.

by Lady_mcdingus May 27, 2022

Jellyfish girl

A girl that lives in her mothers basement and takes charge whenever her mother tells her to, with her mother as her backbone and support.

The jellyfish girl is gonna be there tonight.

by Solid Mantis August 23, 2019

Jellyfishing

Verb: The exaggerated, somewhat fluid, disorganized, and sporadic body movements and gait a person abusing opiates, benzodiazepines and methanphetamines May exhibit.
Also

He was Jellyfishing all over the place when he got off the train and I knew instantly he was abusing opiates and benzodiazepines again.

She was a jellyfish.

He jellyfished around as we stood there talking.

by NM-lfk May 27, 2018