Pull a jeff

1. To bail out of an event of any gravity whatsoever
This is usually school assemblies, interviews, tests or physics exams.

2.Also, to "pull a jeff" may refer to any act of appearing sleepy or fatigued, or to leave school early (ie lunchtime) to go home and sleep.

dude1: what do we have next man?
dude2: assembly
dude1: /pulls a jeff

dude1: man you look baddddd, you should pull a jeff

by lolathon April 3, 2008

Jeff Ament

Sick bass player for pearl jam. one of the best in the world.

I wish i was as good as Jeff Ament

by PeArLjAm January 5, 2005

Jeff Probst

The host of the reality show Survivor. Usually wears white cargo shirts and a blue button up T-shirt. His attire is usually soaked when he prematurely jumps off boats before they come to a complete stop at one of the survivors teams camps. Famous for sayings such as "survivors ready" or "The tribe has spoken"

Jeff Probst is cool

by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004

Jeff Sessions

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018

Warren Jeffs

A guy on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list for practising polygamy, sexual conduct with a minor and conspiracy to commit sexual conduct with a minor. He ran away from the Colorado City, Arizona/Hildale, Utah area and was seen in Texas later. Watch out hes got bodyguards!

Warren Jeffs is on the loose raping kids

by Hockey_Guy1414474 August 10, 2006

Jeff bezos

A term to describe someone who is doing something to stop a group of people from being happy yet is completely oblivious to why everyone hates them

Person 1: person 2, you're doing a Jeff bezos
Person 2: i don't fuckin know what that means, just go home, nobody likes you

by Mega-blongus September 17, 2021

Bust a Jeff

When you cum while watching a My Name Jeff Vine Compilation.

Bust a Jeff
Bro 1: “Man when channing Tatum said ‘my name is Jeff’ I busted a Jeff all over my keyboard and it took so long to clean up”
Bro 2: “what the fucc”

by LemonLord February 13, 2018