Jeff’s are typically good ole boys. They like to pick pepperonis off of their pizzas and lick each one seductively before popping each one in their mouth.

A Jeff will usually buy you a cold soft serve ice cream on a hot day, but he will lick the swirl off the top of the ice cream before handing it to you.

Jeff fingered my spinach artichoke dip before passing it to me across the table .

Jeff by Frodo Hoofenstein November 23, 2024

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Jeff

An ugly, old, balding white man. If your name is Jeff, hate yourself. Nothing alive likes you, especially your ex-wife. Your dreams are as broken as the car you drive. An old guy with feminine hips and a sickled back. The surface area of your forehead should be measured by science because it is physically impossible in size (unlike your penis). White as the day is bright. Nobody likes you (including the one parent that is living). If you feel insecure, you have every reason to be. People talk behind your back, and you know it. You desperately need a shower and revenge on whoever named you.

Dicky: I don't want to be here anymore.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.

Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.

Jeff by reputable_realist December 8, 2024

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Jeff

Usually always below 5.5 feet tall, related to Frodo baggins, has his own gay only fans page, is known to wear a bandana and be a weak knees cross dressing sissy. Loves assholes and to role-play, and to play dress up in lingerie.

Girl 1: check out that Jeff over there he’s kinda cute

Girl 2: yeah if you like short, cross dressing fags who video theirselves getting reamed by huge dildos

Girl 1: hell no, thanks for the heads up

Girl 1 and 2 in unison: Jeff’s are so gay!

Jeff by Addicted27 February 4, 2024

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