jewhorevah

(1)Someone with either multiple religions or who has not decided a religion. (2)A religious whore.

Friend 1: That kid is Catholic and Jehovah's Witness.
Friend 2: Yeah, he's a Jewhorevah!

by woahbitch March 24, 2007

Jehovahphobe

One who hides when the Jehovah's Witnesses ring the doorbell

I admit it, I am a Jehovahphobe . I pretend I'm not home when they come around. I have my own religion.

Let's go, Minerva, they're probably just Jehovaphobes.

by The debil November 1, 2013

Jehovah’s Witnesses

Jehovah’s Witnesses - a cult that believes in fantasy’s and is governed by old men. A perfect fit on the Steve Hassan’s BITE model.

Just looking at Steven Hassan’s BITE model- the Jehovah’s Witnesses are a perfect fit.

by The Aviator November 4, 2020

jewhonky

A jewhonky is the type of person that looks like a jew (big nose, jew fro) and is whiter than wonderbread

That jewhonky just tried to sue me.

by The Jewifier July 1, 2007

Jecht

The new downgraded, intelligence of a decaying lemon, Loki

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

JehoNAH's Witness

A "Not-At-Home" Jehovah's Witness

They may be Josh Silver Jewish

.Neither Are At Home.

JehoNAH'sWitness

Haiku

"Hey, you don't wanna see the Jehovah's Witness?"

"NAH"

" Yerite, they write too many Haikku(U) "

JehoNAH's Witness

Haiku

by Alysian9 September 26, 2018

jehova'ed

Verb. Past Tense only.

1. Left a friend open to attack.(this includes ditching a wing-man at a bar to have him get hit on by the fattest bitch at the bar.)

2. In a shooting game, when someone drops a grenade just as they get killed and the resulting explosion kills their killer.

1. "Man, you Jehova'ed me back there, I was surrounded."
-or-
"Man, you Jehova'ed me back there, That 400 pound skank hit on me after you left. She smelled like fertilizer and dead fish."

2. "Dammit! I was Jehova'ed! Stupid grenades."

by YT March 11, 2003