Jessica C

A tall attractive woman with green eyes. She's tough, strong, charming, strange & full of lust. She does not pour her heart out easily. She is extremely beautiful and all the boys want her. She can be very slutty. She can cause jealousy but is hardly jealous herself, she is known for not giving a fuck about what people think.

She is a perfect definition of Aquarius.

All the girls want to be her, all the boys want to be with her.

Guy 1: Oh snap, here comes Jessica C, she is so gorgeous.

Guy 2: Yeah, so slutty.
Guy 1: I want her.

Girl 1: What a bitch.
Guy 1: You're just jealous.
Girl 1: Fine I am.

by thenvelope December 7, 2010

jessica

a woman i know who is incredibly sexy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually dont like her. but thats just because they're jealous and they're all asses anyway so no one cares about them. jessica deserves everything in the world and id do anything for her. ill never leave her side and i'll always be her best friend.

Me - Dude, I love Jessica.
Friend - Me too. Who doesn't?
Me - Stupid fuckers that's who.

by ivorywirea7x February 29, 2008

jessica fussell

Pretty much the most funniest, random and outgoing chick alive. And not too bad on the eye aswell.

Dayumm, check that jessica fussell "fussbuss" chick out!

by holy.guacomole April 1, 2010

jessica alba

the Hottest woman alive

Jessica alba is byfar the most hot woman alive

by JPaCh January 20, 2006

jessica simpson

Do people consider stupidity hott or someting? Thats just really sad!

Her and her ugly ass sister make me wanna puke!

by Enna B. January 8, 2005

Jessica Simpson

a stupid blonde bimbo who can't act and for some reason appeals to the majority of the male population even though she's got a big-ass nose.

Jessica Simpson sucks in that lame movie Blonde Ambition.

by cassiebabyy January 13, 2008

Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly, useless, odd-eyed, actress, who is terrible at almost everything she does publicly. Her voice and reaction in acting is that of a 5 year old's. Her scream is terrible and very threatening. She is also getting older and older and older every hour of every day. It is believed she gets plastic surgery and Botox behind the eyes of the media.

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. Her head is shaped like a foot too!

by Raine tones August 17, 2011