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Okay Jared

a general term to say someone is lying.
Person 1: The Long Beach coach called my mom and wants me to play baseball there.

Person 2: Okay Jared
by Why Are U Yelling January 9, 2009
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Jared Leto

An amazingly talented male actor and singer who doesn't give a fuck what colour his hair is or what other's think of him.

Oh and he also doesn't know the term of 'Soon'
Jared Leto: The This Is War video will be out soon
*2 years later*
Echelon: Jared when will we get that TIW video!!?
by Miss30Mars April 4, 2011
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Pulling a Jared

1. To break something extremely hard to fix or very expensive
2. To pass out or black out in a random place, or at a random time
1. " So yeah i was swinging on your refrigerator door, and it happened to fall off man."

2. "You see Jared passed out on the roof?"
"Yeah man just him pulling a jared again"
by Sethhh March 21, 2010
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JARED HIGGINS

THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE ALMOST AS GOOD AS BRETT AT SEX AND IS VERY HOT
some person: who is this Jared Higgins kid i have not herd of
Brett: oh Jared Higgins has a dick so long he can use it as a rope
Kevin: and it is like a tree it extends in different branches and some is halfway up my ass right now!
by BRETT is better than Kevin April 24, 2019
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jared leto

four words, my so called life
four more words, requiem for a dream

he played jordan catilano in my so called life and harry goldfarb in requiem for a dream and he was in other movies like fight club and panic room
he's fine as hell!!!!
jared leto is mad hott
who didnt wanna date jordan catilano??
by deenie June 20, 2004
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Went to Jared

is cheap and/or has poor or unsophisticated taste in jewelry
"Uhhh... Are you wearing my engagement ring!?"
"No, this one is mine."
"Oh. Sorry, the look exactly alike, did your fiance...?"
"Yeah, he went to Jared." *Sigh*
"Mine too."
by engender February 7, 2010
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jared diamond

The eternal God of guns, germs, and steel.
I wish I was Jared Diamond
Why
Because he knows all and is the ultimate God
by Jared Diamond GGS June 12, 2016
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