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japanese uniform

Uniform that starts school sex.
That Japanese uniform made me a father.
by RiasGremory;) February 23, 2014
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Japanese Windchime

When a man slaps his penis against his inner thighs in hopes of making it grow.
Rachels penis has grown twice as large ever since he started performing those gender neutral Japanese Windchimes every night.
by Benitoscafe13 December 25, 2016
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japanese cockfighting

You like Pokémon?
Nah it's just Japanese cockfighting
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Japanese Sandblaster

A JDM car first performs a burnout, and the hot tire rubber is sprayed into an awaiting anus.
We went to a crazy car meet last night, someone received a Japanese Sandblaster. It was super KAWAII. uwu <3
by MetalRaptor November 19, 2021
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Japanese Fountain

When you (accidentally or otherwise) catch your own semen in your mouth after busting a load.
Jimmy was masturbating vigorously the other day and gave himself a Japanese Fountain. Dude now has a new fetish.
by Dinrael May 17, 2015
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japanese pincushion

A recently-shaved scrotum that has not been properly maintained. The resulting 'stubble' often causes discomfort and excessive abrasion of underwear.
Shaving your balls is a lifetime commitment....unless you want to suffer through the Japanese Pincushion.
by stopmakingsense July 23, 2014
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Japanese Toilet

First used by the duo Trixie and Katya, Japanese Toilet is the sexual act of a man putting his testicles inside a woman's anus and then removing them to place in her mouth. The man then urinates on her eyes.
Trixie though he was so hot, she wanted him to give her a Japanese Toilet later.
by ElvenSailor August 9, 2023
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